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Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but female nakedness can cause male stupidity.

A Florida man recently got more than he bargained for when he hired a maid off the internet to spruce up his home. The $100-an-hour feather-duster fiend quickly discarded her clothes, then proceeded to tidy up the house in the buff. The dirty old man got more than his clock cleaned when he left the bedroom to let his new skin-friendly employee charm away the debris–he also ended up missing $40,000 in jewelry, which went unnoticed until his wife returned from vacation.

A police investigation is underway, and, although unreported, divorce proceedings would logically also be in the works, unless the husband quickly hires a nude pool boy.

Just one question remains: exactly where did the sticky-fingered nudist stash the gems until she left? If the jewels are recovered, let’s hope the wife has them thoroughly cleaned first.