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A donkey, some assault and battery charges, time in a Mexican jail: the only thing missing from this story is some tequila to make it a riveting weekend tale. A burro is safely behind bars after attacking two men on a ranch in Mexico, stuck in the drunk tank until his owner ponies up some pesos to cover the victims’ medical bills. After the donkey bit and kicked the men, authorities say the animal became unruly and mad, taking six men to subdue it. Hmmm, they give anger management classes to horses and donkeys, don’t they?

The owner is trying to reach an agreement with the victims for payment, so they’ll let his jackass go.

A representative for the police stated that if someone commits a crime, they’re jailed, no matter who they are.

Watch out, chupacabra. There’s a price on your head.

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